Everyone gets spam mail from someone telling you they have millions of dollars for you, all you have to do is help them. Obvious spam. One night I was Skyping with JRife and he got one of the spam messages sent to him on Skype. Annoying, right? Well instead of ignoring it and blocking him, we decided to talk with the guy, and had the following conversation with “Alexander Lawson”.
Alexander’s comments are in white.
JRife’s comments are in orange
My comments are in green.
My commentary after the fact is in red.
Enjoy.
[10/8/10 8:26:17 PM] Alex Lawson: PLEASE READ COMPLETELY
My apologies if this medium isn’t the best way to notify you about my request, as I pray that this mail finds you and your family in best of health and peace, I am Barrister Alexander Lawson; Attorney in law for Morgan Ado securities Accra Ghana.
It is by faith that i disclose this vital information to you hoping you will be faithful, Roselyn Kibaki and her son Richard visited my office before their untimely demise in 2008. at that time, they were the only surviving family members of a late influential miner in Sudan Martin Kibaki Ozulu, who was assassinated by the opposition party June 2008.
Days before the war started at their home town Martin Kibaki Ozulu started making arrangements for his family to be in a safe place, because of the war he cleared his account of 12 million united states dollars and transferred it in two safety deposit box to a security company (Morgan Ado Security) in Ghana, through a diplomatic service hoping they were going to arrive Ghana but, their passports got delayed and they had to stay back for a while within that time Martin Kibaki and two of his daughters were brutally murdered; His wife and only son Richard sustained fatal acid injuries, weeks later they arrived Ghana as refugees.
Richard and his mother were brought to Ghana for intensive care treatment at the refugee camp, within that time they managed to contact me for the release of the deposited box which Martin Kibaki deposited in favor of a foreign beneficiary in your country, being that he couldn’t get the funds safely out of Sudan at that time under his name. Unfortunately those two also couldn’t make it; they died of stern acidic burns.
My purpose of contacting you, is to request your help in retrieving the safety deposit box from my company not because I want us to share the funds contained in it, but because we can finance a charity organization to help war victims all over the world and also invest in a lucrative business with the funds; I shall also support you on every step required to get the boxes to you, for assisting 8 percent in total will go to you then we shall invest the rest and help finance charity organizations or form one ourselves, if you are interested in helping kindly email your name, Age and contact address to my email; lawsonalexander@ymail.com, upon receipt of these information from you, I shall provide you more details needed to get the box to you.
Regards
Barr.Alexander Lawson.
[10/8/10 8:29:17 PM] Jeremy: yeah man you bet
[10/8/10 8:29:38 PM] Alex Lawson: did u reald my proposal?
[10/8/10 8:30:09 PM] Jeremy: not entirely
[10/8/10 8:32:27 PM] Jeremy: so what is your relation to the deceased?
[10/8/10 8:32:35 PM] Alex Lawson: read the proposal
[10/8/10 8:32:41 PM] Alex Lawson: sir or madam
[10/8/10 8:32:45 PM] Alex Lawson: are you a man?
[10/8/10 8:33:42 PM] Jeremy: man
[10/8/10 8:34:04 PM] Alex Lawson: how old are you?
[10/8/10 8:34:24 PM] Alex Lawson: cos i dont want to be dealing with someone that does not have what it takes to do this
[10/8/10 8:34:57 PM] Jeremy: sounds very intense
[10/8/10 8:35:03 PM] Jeremy: I’m advanced in years
[10/8/10 8:37:42 PM] Alex Lawson: i know it sounds intense
[10/8/10 8:38:01 PM] Jeremy: well, I’ve fought in three world wars, those were intense sonny
[10/8/10 8:38:37 PM] Alex Lawson: but if you have read the proposal you would know that i chose to get across to you through this means as a result of the fact that this boxes need to be claimed by a foreing person
[10/8/10 8:39:09 PM] Jeremy: perfect, I’m foreing. what’s in it for me?
[10/8/10 8:41:12 PM] Alex Lawson: if it were not the fact that its for a foreigener to claim i would have had the whole thing myself
[10/8/10 8:41:31 PM] Alex Lawson: whats in for you is 8percent of the total sum
[10/8/10 8:41:38 PM] Alex Lawson: is that ot okay for you
[10/8/10 8:41:40 PM] Alex Lawson: ?
[10/8/10 8:41:47 PM] Jeremy: can you give me a ballpark of the total sum?
[10/8/10 8:42:47 PM] Alex Lawson: the total sum is 12million usd
[10/8/10 8:42:59 PM] Alex Lawson: and you will be getting 8percent of this
[10/8/10 8:43:11 PM] Jeremy: so, who would the opposing party be?
[10/8/10 8:43:25 PM] Alex Lawson: i want you to know that if you do not feel comfortable with it you can leave it and i will look for someone else i can trust with this
[10/8/10 8:43:38 PM] Alex Lawson: there is no oposing party
[10/8/10 8:43:52 PM] Alex Lawson: the money is with the security company
[10/8/10 8:44:07 PM] Jeremy: what’s the name of the security company?
[10/8/10 8:44:21 PM] Alex Lawson: and as a Barrister, i have a mandate to decide which foreign beneficiary gets it
[10/8/10 8:44:40 PM] Alex Lawson: its in the proposal
[10/8/10 8:44:47 PM] Alex Lawson: i guess you did not read it
[10/8/10 8:45:16 PM] Alex Lawson: well the name is Morgan Ado Security
[10/8/10 8:45:33 PM] Jeremy: I did read it, but I’m a little slow of comprehension, old age will do that to you
[10/8/10 8:46:11 PM] Alex Lawson: lol
[10/8/10 8:46:14 PM] Alex Lawson: well well well
[10/8/10 8:46:25 PM] Alex Lawson: i think i have the right person here (I think he is right!)
[10/8/10 8:46:37 PM] Alex Lawson: its just that i dont know if i should trust you here
[10/8/10 8:46:45 PM] Jeremy: 
[10/8/10 8:47:50 PM] Alex Lawson: My name is Barr Alexander Lawson
[10/8/10 8:47:58 PM] Jeremy: why might you not trust me?
[10/8/10 8:47:58 PM] Alex Lawson: whats yours?
[10/8/10 8:48:24 PM] Jeremy: Baron VonGroundball
[10/8/10 8:48:33 PM] Jeremy: from the province of EMO offense
[10/8/10 8:49:18 PM] Alex Lawson: can i call you Mr. Baron?
[10/8/10 8:49:35 PM] Jeremy: that would be just fine
[10/8/10 8:49:58 PM] Jeremy: so, will I be required to travel?
[10/8/10 8:50:00 PM] Alex Lawson: i dont know if you are really in for this because as the Barrister in charge i have all the legal documents that are attached to this
[10/8/10 8:50:21 PM] Alex Lawson: every proof you will need about the condition of the boxes
[10/8/10 8:50:34 PM] Alex Lawson: proofs like the certificate of deposits and so all
[10/8/10 8:50:44 PM] Jeremy: what would I have to do to prove to you that I am in for this?
[10/8/10 8:51:10 PM] Alex Lawson: well i will have to try and trust you for now
[10/8/10 8:51:29 PM] Jeremy: thanks for trying, that’s all I can ask
[10/8/10 8:51:31 PM] Alex Lawson: ok i will like to brief you more on this proposal
[10/8/10 8:52:00 PM] Jeremy: brief away, I sure did
[10/8/10 8:52:03 PM] Alex Lawson: i would like to forward to you via email all the necessary documens that relate to this business between us
[10/8/10 8:52:20 PM] Alex Lawson: whats your email so i can forward this to you immediately
[10/8/10 8:52:22 PM] Alex Lawson: ?
[10/8/10 8:52:54 PM] Jeremy: well, being so old I don’t really do all the whozits and whatzits of the internets, I don’t have any emails, skype is my main for of communication, with my grandkids
[10/8/10 8:53:34 PM] Alex Lawson: wow! i just need a way to communicate with you
[10/8/10 8:53:42 PM] Jeremy: how about skype?
[10/8/10 8:53:44 PM] Alex Lawson: ok whats your phone number?
[10/8/10 8:53:53 PM] Alex Lawson: yeah skype os ik
[10/8/10 8:54:15 PM] Alex Lawson: i just added you on skype
[10/8/10 8:54:23 PM] Alex Lawson: did you see my request?
[10/8/10 8:54:29 PM] Jeremy: let me find it
[10/8/10 8:55:05 PM] Jeremy: the problem is this
[10/8/10 8:55:31 PM] Jeremy: exploding shrapnel from Nam entered into my throat area, leaving me unable to speak
[10/8/10 8:55:41 PM] Jeremy: I type to communicate with the outside world
[10/8/10 8:55:51 PM] Jeremy: and sometimes the inside world
[10/8/10 8:56:17 PM] Alex Lawson: ooh i see
[10/8/10 8:56:20 PM] Alex Lawson: well its ok
[10/8/10 8:56:44 PM] Alex Lawson: well how do i send you the documets you need to have concerning this?
[10/8/10 8:56:58 PM] Jeremy: things have been real hard since Ethel died
[10/8/10 8:57:03 PM] Jeremy: ok, found my address
[10/8/10 8:57:41 PM] Alex Lawson: ok
[10/8/10 8:58:36 PM] Jeremy: Baron VonGrounball
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500 (Please PLEASE send mail there)
[10/8/10 8:59:42 PM] Alex Lawson: ok
[10/8/10 8:59:48 PM] Alex Lawson: do you live alone?
[10/8/10 8:59:55 PM] Alex Lawson: and who is Ethel?
[10/8/10 9:00:15 PM] Jeremy: mostly, Ethel was the man I loved
[10/8/10 9:00:21 PM] Alex Lawson: ooh
[10/8/10 9:00:25 PM] Alex Lawson: i am sorry about that
[10/8/10 9:01:02 PM] Alex Lawson: can i ask
[10/8/10 9:01:12 PM] Alex Lawson: what sis you mean by from the province of EMO offense
[10/8/10 9:01:14 PM] Alex Lawson: ?
[10/8/10 9:01:58 PM] Jeremy: yes you may ask
[10/8/10 9:02:09 PM] Jeremy: but it’s ok, he was a little gay anyways
[10/8/10 9:02:28 PM] Jeremy: what sis I mean is that I lived in a small place in the great country of Canada
[10/8/10 9:02:40 PM] Alex Lawson: ooh
[10/8/10 9:02:45 PM] Alex Lawson: wow
[10/8/10 9:02:45 PM] Jeremy: before I moved to the states
[10/8/10 9:02:47 PM] Alex Lawson: thats cool\
[10/8/10 9:02:55 PM] Alex Lawson: whats your phone number?
[10/8/10 9:03:04 PM] Jeremy: where do you live?
[10/8/10 9:03:07 PM] Jeremy: oh I don’t have one
[10/8/10 9:03:09 PM] Jeremy: I just type
[10/8/10 9:03:12 PM] Jeremy: I”m old school
[10/8/10 9:03:29 PM] Alex Lawson: lol
[10/8/10 9:03:34 PM] Alex Lawson: this is going to be hard
[10/8/10 9:03:38 PM] Jeremy: lmao
[10/8/10 9:03:40 PM] Alex Lawson: do you have a mic?
[10/8/10 9:03:40 PM] Jeremy: that’s what she said
[10/8/10 9:03:46 PM] Jeremy: but I’m still hip
[10/8/10 9:03:48 PM] Alex Lawson: i mean can we talk on skype?
[10/8/10 9:03:55 PM] Jeremy: well…….I can’t talk
[10/8/10 9:04:00 PM] Jeremy: it’s a sensitive matter to me
[10/8/10 9:04:04 PM] Jeremy: and you keep bringing it up
[10/8/10 9:04:18 PM] Alex Lawson: i am so soryy Mr
[10/8/10 9:04:18 PM] Jeremy: I lost my vocal cords to exploding shrapnel in a foxhold in NAM
[10/8/10 9:04:27 PM] Alex Lawson: please forgive me
[10/8/10 9:04:35 PM] Alex Lawson: i did not understand this
[10/8/10 9:04:37 PM] Jeremy: that’s Baron to you sonny
[10/8/10 9:05:10 PM] Jeremy: the best way is to mail me the documents
[10/8/10 9:05:12 PM] Alex Lawson: sorry Sir
[10/8/10 9:05:16 PM] Jeremy: so I can view them with my glasses
[10/8/10 9:05:18 PM] Alex Lawson: sir may i ask how old you are?
[10/8/10 9:05:30 PM] Jeremy: and I have plenty of money to cover the cost of whatever it’s going to take
[10/8/10 9:05:34 PM] Jeremy: 73
[10/8/10 9:06:00 PM] Alex Lawson: i understand\
[10/8/10 9:06:05 PM] Jeremy: but I’m nimble as a cat ya hear
[10/8/10 9:06:19 PM] Alex Lawson: you mean i have o send you the documents by mail to your addrss right?
[10/8/10 9:06:44 PM] Alex Lawson: ?
[10/8/10 9:06:46 PM] Jeremy: that is correct
[10/8/10 9:07:00 PM] Alex Lawson: thats ok sir
[10/8/10 9:07:21 PM] Alex Lawson: beacsue you were supposed to contact the security company formerly
[10/8/10 9:07:35 PM] Alex Lawson: but you cant do that because you dont have an email
[10/8/10 9:07:46 PM] Jeremy: ok, didn’t see that one before
[10/8/10 9:07:55 PM] Jeremy: can I show it to the security company in peson?
[10/8/10 9:07:55 PM] Alex Lawson: this means that i will be doing most of the work from here for you right?
[10/8/10 9:08:17 PM] Alex Lawson: sure yu can if you were to come down here to west africa ghana
[10/8/10 9:08:28 PM] Jeremy: I suppose so, my rascal isn’t too far reaching
[10/8/10 9:08:39 PM] Alex Lawson: will you come down so that you can do that
[10/8/10 9:08:43 PM] Alex Lawson: ?
[10/8/10 9:08:53 PM] Alex Lawson: i mean can you come down here to do this?
[10/8/10 9:08:57 PM] Jeremy: absolutely, always wanted to see the world
[10/8/10 9:09:12 PM] Alex Lawson: ok sir
[10/8/10 9:09:32 PM] Alex Lawson: can you add me on skype?
[10/8/10 9:09:41 PM] Alex Lawson: i mean right now
[10/8/10 9:09:44 PM] Jeremy: wait, what is skype?
[10/8/10 9:09:54 PM] Alex Lawson: i mean skpe
[10/8/10 9:09:55 PM] Jeremy: I thought I was AIM chatting right now
[10/8/10 9:09:57 PM] Alex Lawson: here
[10/8/10 9:10:03 PM] Alex Lawson: yeah
[10/8/10 9:10:10 PM] Jeremy: there in west africa ghana?
[10/8/10 9:10:30 PM] Jeremy: so , I’m supposed to get Skype in west africa? I think some of my friends contracted that there too
[10/8/10 9:10:31 PM] Alex Lawson: you can add me as a friend here so i know you are online when i need to brief you on the situation of things
[10/8/10 9:10:43 PM] Alex Lawson: no
[10/8/10 9:10:46 PM] Alex Lawson: this is skype
[10/8/10 9:10:54 PM] Alex Lawson: we are chatting through skype
[10/8/10 9:10:55 PM] Alex Lawson: ok
[10/8/10 9:10:56 PM] Jeremy: so wait, explain to me what skype is
[10/8/10 9:11:01 PM] Jeremy: telepathy?
[10/8/10 9:11:07 PM] Alex Lawson: no
[10/8/10 9:11:23 PM] Alex Lawson: its the media throgh which we chat right now\
[10/8/10 9:11:25 PM] Alex Lawson: both of us
[10/8/10 9:11:39 PM] Jeremy: WHAAAAAAAA
[10/8/10 9:11:41 PM] Alex Lawson: without skype we wont be having this chat
[10/8/10 9:12:00 PM] Alex Lawson: lets forget about that and talk about the real thing we have at hand
[10/8/10 9:12:11 PM] Jeremy: but I like to think we would indeed be friends without this skype, fate has seemed to deterimine that necessary
[10/8/10 9:12:22 PM] Alex Lawson: yeah
[10/8/10 9:13:34 PM] Alex Lawson: so i dont know how long it is going to take for the mail to come to you
[10/8/10 9:13:42 PM] Alex Lawson: i mean all the way from here to you
[10/8/10 9:13:49 PM] Jeremy: me niether, never maild to south african
[10/8/10 9:13:52 PM] Jeremy: all that way
[10/8/10 9:13:59 PM] Alex Lawson: i know
[10/8/10 9:14:01 PM] Jeremy: does it go by hot air balloon? or hoseback?
[10/8/10 9:14:09 PM] Alex Lawson: and its going to be expensive
[10/8/10 9:14:20 PM] Jeremy: well, once we get that 12 mill life will be easy
[10/8/10 9:14:23 PM] Alex Lawson: cos those are valuable documents
[10/8/10 9:14:26 PM] Jeremy: 50/50?
[10/8/10 9:14:30 PM] Alex Lawson: of course
[10/8/10 9:14:37 PM] Jeremy: sweet
[10/8/10 9:14:37 PM] Alex Lawson: oops
[10/8/10 9:14:41 PM] Jeremy: 6 million for me
[10/8/10 9:14:43 PM] Alex Lawson: 50.50
[10/8/10 9:14:44 PM] Jeremy: 6 million for you
[10/8/10 9:14:48 PM] Alex Lawson: well well well
[10/8/10 9:15:04 PM] Alex Lawson: ok sir i think this is going to be fine
[10/8/10 9:15:09 PM] Alex Lawson: its not about the money
[10/8/10 9:15:36 PM] Alex Lawson: i just have to see to it that the wishes of the late family come to pass as the Barrister in charge thats all
[10/8/10 9:15:47 PM] Alex Lawson: the money i get will be used for charity work
[10/8/10 9:15:54 PM] Jeremy: could I have 10 mill then? my kids are reallllllly on my back about things, insurance and jumping castles and things of that sort, you understand about all that I’m sure
[10/8/10 9:16:25 PM] Alex Lawson: do you think you really deserve to have this 10million?
[10/8/10 9:16:41 PM] Jeremy: plus I’ve worked my butt of getting you this money buddy
[10/8/10 9:16:52 PM] Jeremy: but it’snot about the money
[10/8/10 9:16:54 PM] Jeremy: for you
[10/8/10 9:17:01 PM] Alex Lawson: i know
[10/8/10 9:17:07 PM] Alex Lawson: do you live alone?
[10/8/10 9:17:32 PM] Jeremy: the only way to live, alone when I wanna be, not alone when I don’t wanna be, you know what I mean eh
[10/8/10 9:17:37 PM] Jeremy: LOLLLLL
[10/8/10 9:17:40 PM] Alex Lawson: lol
[10/8/10 9:17:46 PM] Alex Lawson: you are a very nice person
[10/8/10 9:18:10 PM] Alex Lawson: so can i trust you cos i am going to the company on your behalf cos they cannot email you
[10/8/10 9:18:21 PM] Jeremy: well, I’m not gay if that’s what you’re asking, this isn’t a scarlet letter romance here
[10/8/10 9:18:28 PM] Alex Lawson: can i trust you because once i go to the company there is no going back
[10/8/10 9:18:51 PM] Alex Lawson: i am not saying you are gay
[10/8/10 9:19:02 PM] Alex Lawson: oncer the transaction starts based on trust
[10/8/10 9:19:09 PM] Alex Lawson: there will be no going back
[10/8/10 9:19:13 PM] Jeremy: of course you can trust me, if you went to a watering hole and an alligator was gonna chomp down on your head I would hold it’s gaping jaws open just to save your life
[10/8/10 9:19:22 PM] Alex Lawson: lol
[10/8/10 9:19:24 PM] Alex Lawson: you are so funny
[10/8/10 9:19:29 PM] Alex Lawson: i like you already
[10/8/10 9:19:39 PM] Jeremy: I’m serious, don’t you have watering holes in france?
[10/8/10 9:20:07 PM] Alex Lawson: well this is what we is going to happen
[10/8/10 9:20:17 PM] Jeremy: what is we going to happen?
[10/8/10 9:20:44 PM] Alex Lawson: i am going to scan the documents like the Bond deposit slip and the rest of them so i can send to you via mail
[10/8/10 9:21:14 PM] Jeremy: great, please use the address I listed above
[10/8/10 9:21:29 PM] Alex Lawson: then i will let the security company know the situation of thisngs surrounding why you cannot contact them via email
[10/8/10 9:21:46 PM] Alex Lawson: this means that i will aslo be acting as your ATTORNEY HERE
[10/8/10 9:21:52 PM] Jeremy: woah
[10/8/10 9:22:05 PM] Alex Lawson: COS ITS NOT GOING TO BE EASY SPEAKING ON BEHALF OF A FOREIGNER HERE
[10/8/10 9:22:21 PM] Alex Lawson: do you have a passport?
[10/8/10 9:22:39 PM] Jeremy: tell me about it, I got into a taxi and the foreigner didn’t understand what I was telling him at all
[10/8/10 9:22:43 PM] Jeremy: honda pasport?
[10/8/10 9:24:06 PM] Alex Lawson: i mean do u have a passport international
[10/8/10 9:24:37 PM] Jeremy: I’ll make sure I get one for the trip
[10/8/10 9:24:46 PM] Alex Lawson: do u have an international passport?
[10/8/10 9:24:55 PM] Alex Lawson: ok then
[10/8/10 9:25:13 PM] Jeremy: yes
[10/8/10 9:26:13 PM] Alex Lawson: i would need you to scan and send me a copy of your international passport so that the company can do verification
[10/8/10 9:27:05 PM] Alex Lawson: can you do this?
[10/8/10 9:27:38 PM] Jeremy: well, I’ll have to open the money vault up, that’s where I keep all my valuable information
[10/8/10 9:28:00 PM] Alex Lawson: in the house?
[10/8/10 9:28:38 PM] Jeremy: yeah, but it takes me a while to get up and down the stairs
[10/8/10 9:28:50 PM] Alex Lawson: dont worry about that
At this point, I jump on my skype account (changing the name and details obvi) and start talking to him as the grandson. Pretty much just screwing with him, making things difficult.
[10/8/10 9:27:06 PM] J: Is this Alex Lawson from Morgan Ado Secrutities Accra Ghana?
[10/8/10 9:27:34 PM] Alex Lawson: yes tthis is he
[10/8/10 9:27:42 PM] Alex Lawson: how do i assist you sir?
[10/8/10 9:27:54 PM] J: I believe you talking to my grandfather Baron VonGroundball
[10/8/10 9:28:14 PM] Alex Lawson: ooh
[10/8/10 9:28:15 PM] Alex Lawson: wow
[10/8/10 9:28:18 PM] Alex Lawson: i see
[10/8/10 9:28:23 PM] Alex Lawson: i guess so sir
[10/8/10 9:28:32 PM] Alex Lawson: which of his grans sons is this?
[10/8/10 9:28:42 PM] J: This JimmyJoshJohn Howell
[10/8/10 9:29:08 PM] Alex Lawson: how can i help you sir
[10/8/10 9:29:15 PM] J: Now understand my grandfather is a very trusting and nieve person
[10/8/10 9:29:29 PM] J: He called me up and told me he was extremly excited because he was about to get 10 mil from you
[10/8/10 9:29:31 PM] Alex Lawson: and how did you know i was talking to your grand father
[10/8/10 9:29:46 PM] J: He told me
[10/8/10 9:29:57 PM] J: He is a very rich man
[10/8/10 9:30:07 PM] Alex Lawson: ooh
[10/8/10 9:30:10 PM] Alex Lawson: really
[10/8/10 9:30:19 PM] J: a lot of people are trying to take his money
[10/8/10 9:30:19 PM] Alex Lawson: he told you on skype?
[10/8/10 9:30:34 PM] Alex Lawson: well i guess i see why you are concerned
[10/8/10 9:30:35 PM] J: No, he called me on the phone
[10/8/10 9:30:53 PM] J: He has been scammed before
[10/8/10 9:30:57 PM] Alex Lawson: what do you want me to do because there are so many procedures involved here in this
[10/8/10 9:30:58 PM] J: and lost over 12 million dollars
[10/8/10 9:31:10 PM] J: I want you to prove to me you are trustworthy
[10/8/10 9:31:20 PM] J: so i can give him assurances that he will get his money
[10/8/10 9:31:28 PM] Alex Lawson: well ok.
[10/8/10 9:31:33 PM] Alex Lawson: this is a start
[10/8/10 9:31:39 PM] Alex Lawson: do you have an email?
[10/8/10 9:31:43 PM] J: I do
[10/8/10 9:31:45 PM] Alex Lawson: a private email?
[10/8/10 9:32:39 PM] Alex Lawson: ok let me have your private email so i can send to you all the necessary information concerning the deposit of the boxes
[10/8/10 9:33:07 PM] J: JimmyJohnJohnsonHowell@gmail.com
[10/8/10 9:33:13 PM] J: I am only here to make sure you are trust worthy
[10/8/10 9:33:18 PM] J: I cannot broker such a deal
[10/8/10 9:34:10 PM] J: You will need to speak to him about any deals
[10/8/10 9:34:21 PM] J: But I want to prove that you are a real person
[10/8/10 9:34:23 PM] Alex Lawson: sure
[10/8/10 9:34:27 PM] J: that works for the secrutiy company you saw
[10/8/10 9:34:33 PM] J: what kind of proof can you show me
[10/8/10 9:34:54 PM] Alex Lawson: well first of all you need to know who your grand dad is dealing with
[10/8/10 9:35:10 PM] J: Exactally
[10/8/10 9:35:11 PM] Alex Lawson: i am Barrister Alexander Lawson
[10/8/10 9:35:36 PM] Alex Lawson: and i will have to proof that i am even a lawyer in the first place
[10/8/10 9:35:48 PM] J: Yes, that is what I need to know
[10/8/10 9:35:56 PM] J: photographic evidence of your office
[10/8/10 9:35:57 PM] J: or title
[10/8/10 9:35:58 PM] J: or you
[10/8/10 9:36:12 PM] Alex Lawson: so my call to bar certificate will be sent to you along with the following
[10/8/10 9:37:01 PM] J: Look, can you skype me a picture of yourself
[10/8/10 9:37:04 PM] Alex Lawson: Bond deposits for the safety deposit boxes, the boys refugee certificate
[10/8/10 9:37:06 PM] J: and I will believe that you are way legit
[10/8/10 9:37:17 PM] Alex Lawson: i guess you dont know what iam talking about right?
[10/8/10 9:37:17 PM] J: My grandfather feels like you are ignoring him and the deal is off?
[10/8/10 9:37:22 PM] J: Is this correct
[10/8/10 9:38:19 PM] J: How can you prove to me that you are a real person
[10/8/10 9:38:40 PM] Alex Lawson: thats why i said i will send you this via email
[10/8/10 9:38:49 PM] Alex Lawson: can i have your phone number too?
[10/8/10 9:38:49 PM] J: I would rather you send me a photo via skype
[10/8/10 9:38:52 PM] J: My email is very personal
[10/8/10 9:38:58 PM] J: I don’t give out my phone number
[10/8/10 9:39:07 PM] Alex Lawson: how do you mean personal
[10/8/10 9:39:11 PM] Alex Lawson: JimmyJohnJohnsonHowell@gmail.com
[10/8/10 9:39:16 PM] J: My grandfather doesn’t appreciate slapstick humor
[10/8/10 9:39:21 PM] J: please dont use that adress
[10/8/10 9:39:21 PM] Alex Lawson: is that not your email?
[10/8/10 9:39:25 PM] J: it is reserved for mistresses
[10/8/10 9:40:36 PM] J: I will not send you my email
[10/8/10 9:40:51 PM] J: I refuse to be apart of this deal
[10/8/10 9:40:57 PM] J: because I find you to be untrustworthy
[10/8/10 9:41:02 PM] Alex Lawson: how do u epect this to work when you cant send your email
[10/8/10 9:41:11 PM] J: You can send files with Skype
[10/8/10 9:41:28 PM] J: J set topic to ” Alex Lawson. Trustworthy or Not? “
[10/8/10 9:42:21 PM] J: My grandfather will kill this deal depending on what I tell him to do
[10/8/10 9:42:29 PM] J: I need you to convince me that you are trustworthy
[10/8/10 9:42:42 PM] Alex Lawson: what do you need to know
[10/8/10 9:42:48 PM] J: I need a picture of you
[10/8/10 9:43:07 PM] Alex Lawson: to send me your email so i send you he documents to show ur grand dad
[10/8/10 9:43:09 PM] Alex Lawson: and u refuse
[10/8/10 9:44:26 PM] Alex Lawson: what do you want
[10/8/10 9:44:28 PM] J: WoahThereBigDaddy@Hotmail.com
[10/8/10 9:44:37 PM] J: that is my account you may mail me at
[10/8/10 9:44:44 PM] Alex Lawson: ok can i have your phone number so i can call you and explain more to yu
[10/8/10 9:44:54 PM] J: No
[10/8/10 9:45:00 PM] Alex Lawson: i would need your phone number too
[10/8/10 9:45:05 PM] J: I refuse to talk to anyone I cannot feel compfortable with
[10/8/10 9:45:15 PM] J: please email a picture proving you are who you say you are
[10/8/10 9:45:22 PM] J: and we can talk about maybe getting my digits
[10/8/10 9:45:36 PM] Alex Lawson: well thats ok
[10/8/10 9:45:49 PM] Alex Lawson: i will do just that
[10/8/10 9:46:03 PM] Alex Lawson: i will have t scan the documents and picture to you ok
[10/8/10 9:46:12 PM] J: how soon
[10/8/10 9:46:16 PM] J: if it’s not within the hour
[10/8/10 9:46:18 PM] J: deal is off
[10/8/10 9:47:42 PM] J: OK, sounds like the deal is off anyway. Cannot be sure I can trust you without photographic evidence
[10/8/10 9:49:02 PM] J: I am going to my grandpa home to EMO Offense Canada where he can stay away from people like you who just want some of that fat drug money
[10/8/10 9:49:12 PM] J: he is a pharmacist.
[10/8/10 9:50:03 PM] Alex Lawson: i have told you that i will send the information to you\
[10/8/10 9:50:09 PM] Alex Lawson: what else do you want
[10/8/10 9:50:13 PM] J: I need it in 50 minutes
[10/8/10 9:50:17 PM] J: All i need is a picture
[10/8/10 9:50:20 PM] J: nothing more
[10/8/10 9:50:31 PM] J: and I will give my grandfather the OK to go through with the deal
[10/8/10 9:51:39 PM] Alex Lawson: i have told you to calm down and dont threathen me
[10/8/10 9:51:50 PM] Alex Lawson: cos i am only doing your grand dad a favour
[10/8/10 9:51:51 PM] J: I don’t threaten, I act
[10/8/10 9:51:57 PM] J: By taking his money
[10/8/10 9:52:21 PM] J: I think you just want to get your hands on some of his big fat money
[10/8/10 9:52:22 PM] Alex Lawson: if you feel you dont want your grand dad to continue with tis then its over
[10/8/10 9:52:34 PM] Alex Lawson: cos i dont need people or you bossing me aroung\
[10/8/10 9:53:13 PM] J: Well if that’s the case the deal is off. Cos all I do is Boss all day. You are the one not sending pictures in a timely manner
[10/8/10 9:53:20 PM] J: I want the pictures
[10/8/10 9:53:23 PM] J: and I want em like a boss
[10/8/10 9:54:30 PM] J: Deal is off
[10/8/10 9:54:37 PM] J: Sorry, you have not proven to be trustworthy
[10/8/10 9:55:01 PM] J: I feel that it would not be in grandpappys best interset to give you his money
[10/8/10 9:55:12 PM] J: I don’t know if he told you about Ethel
[10/8/10 9:55:28 PM] J: but he made him promise on his death bed not to give his money away to any scams
[10/8/10 9:55:43 PM] J: Grandpappy and Ethel were lovers
[10/8/10 9:55:46 PM] J: of the gayest kind
[10/8/10 9:55:53 PM] J: and that’s a promise that cannot be broken
[10/8/10 9:56:00 PM] J: therefore I fear the deal is off
[10/8/10 9:57:06 PM] J: KISS THAT BEAUTIFUL RICH GRANDPAPPY’s MONEY GOODBYE!
[10/8/10 9:58:24 PM] J: Good day to you Alex Lawson. We could have been partners
[10/8/10 9:58:27 PM] J: if you could only be nice
[10/8/10 9:58:28 PM] J: to me
[10/8/10 10:00:54 PM] J: OK, I’m sorry
[10/8/10 10:00:56 PM] J: I was bossy
[10/8/10 10:00:58 PM] J: I was wrong
[10/8/10 10:01:03 PM] J: Can the deal be back on?
[10/8/10 10:03:20 PM] J: Is the deal back?
[10/8/10 10:03:29 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:30 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:32 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:33 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:34 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:35 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:37 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:38 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:40 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:44 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:44 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:45 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:45 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:46 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:46 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:46 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:47 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:48 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:48 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:49 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:50 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:50 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:51 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:03:51 PM] J: deal?
[10/8/10 10:04:02 PM] Alex Lawson: i dont know what to say to u
[10/8/10 10:04:12 PM] J: just say DEAL
[10/8/10 10:04:15 PM] Alex Lawson: i am your Grand dad had an agreement
[10/8/10 10:04:26 PM] J: Fantastic!
[10/8/10 10:04:34 PM] J: I’m glad to hear I didn’t ruin the deal
[10/8/10 10:04:36 PM] Alex Lawson: but cos of you i am having second thoughts
[10/8/10 10:04:41 PM] J: sometimes my attitude gets the best of me
[10/8/10 10:04:55 PM] J: Just do the deal
[10/8/10 10:05:00 PM] J: he is a nice old man
[10/8/10 10:05:06 PM] J: He just loves Ethel too much
While I was having that chat with ole’ Alex, JRife had this convo. After which we jumped in a group chat together.
[10/8/10 9:29:53 PM] Alex Lawson: i am speaking to JimmyJoshJohn Howell
[10/8/10 9:29:58 PM] Alex Lawson: your grand son
[10/8/10 9:30:26 PM] Jeremy: oh good old JimmyJoshJohn Howell, what a great kid
[10/8/10 9:30:29 PM] Jeremy: kid kiddo
[10/8/10 9:31:11 PM] Alex Lawson: he told me you told him about this
[10/8/10 9:31:16 PM] Alex Lawson: so he contacted me
[10/8/10 9:31:57 PM] Jeremy: you should talk with him, he might be able to help
[10/8/10 9:32:55 PM] Alex Lawson: yes sir Baron
[10/8/10 9:33:16 PM] Alex Lawson: i guess he will be the one to relate issues to you in a way that you will understand
[10/8/10 9:33:25 PM] Alex Lawson: just hold on here let me talk to him
[10/8/10 9:33:30 PM] Alex Lawson: i will be back with you\
[10/8/10 9:33:38 PM] Alex Lawson: and brief yu about all
[10/8/10 9:33:44 PM] Alex Lawson: remember we have an agreement
[10/8/10 9:33:55 PM] Alex Lawson: its 50 50
[10/8/10 9:33:57 PM] Alex Lawson: right?
[10/8/10 9:34:31 PM] Jeremy: wait, I thought we agreed on ten million for me
[10/8/10 9:37:33 PM] Alex Lawson: yeah
[10/8/10 9:37:35 PM] Alex Lawson: i am here
[10/8/10 9:37:42 PM] Alex Lawson: was joking
[10/8/10 9:37:49 PM] Alex Lawson: of course
[10/8/10 9:37:52 PM] Alex Lawson: a deal is a deal
[10/8/10 9:37:59 PM] Alex Lawson: and i am not ignoring u
[10/8/10 9:38:06 PM] Alex Lawson: was talking to your grand son
[10/8/10 9:38:13 PM] Alex Lawson: you there?
[10/8/10 9:38:33 PM] Jeremy: what kinda joke is this?
[10/8/10 9:38:55 PM] Jeremy: I don’t like slapstick humor
[10/8/10 9:39:51 PM] Alex Lawson: this is not a joke Mr. Baron
[10/8/10 9:40:07 PM] Alex Lawson: i was tring to get across to your grandson\
[10/8/10 9:40:15 PM] Alex Lawson: so things could be easier
[10/8/10 9:40:23 PM] Alex Lawson: i need him to send me his email
[10/8/10 9:40:37 PM] Alex Lawson: so i can send the necessary information needed
[10/8/10 9:40:43 PM] Jeremy: if you can across to him, why don’t you just give him the mail yourself
[10/8/10 9:40:46 PM] Jeremy: ?
[10/8/10 9:41:31 PM] Alex Lawson: i want to send the mail containing copies and documents
[10/8/10 9:41:42 PM] Alex Lawson: documents like my call to bar certificate
[10/8/10 9:41:50 PM] Alex Lawson: prooving that i am a lwayer
[10/8/10 9:41:57 PM] Alex Lawson: a bond deposit slip
[10/8/10 9:42:10 PM] Alex Lawson: prooving the boses were deposited
[10/8/10 9:42:20 PM] Alex Lawson: and the boys refugee certificate
[10/8/10 9:42:23 PM] Jeremy: all that I would need to confirm is a picture of you holding the nameplate form the desk you work from
[10/8/10 9:43:40 PM] Alex Lawson: ok
[10/8/10 9:43:48 PM] Alex Lawson: ur grand son is refusing to comply
[10/8/10 9:44:09 PM] Alex Lawson: i asked him for his email so i can send him the documents and he has refused
[10/8/10 9:45:39 PM] Jeremy: oh ok, I’ll give it to you
[10/8/10 9:45:51 PM] Jeremy: woahtherebigdaddy@hotmail.com (SIDENOTE: We went and registered this account. Email us!)
[10/8/10 9:46:22 PM] Alex Lawson: ok
[10/8/10 9:46:30 PM] Alex Lawson: i will email it to him
[10/8/10 9:46:40 PM] Jeremy: great, but we want a picture of you first
[10/8/10 9:46:41 PM] Alex Lawson: then you will be able to see it for your self
[10/8/10 9:46:50 PM] Jeremy: with the nameplate from the desk that you work at everyday
[10/8/10 9:47:03 PM] Jeremy: I’ll just have him forward it to me
[10/8/10 9:47:10 PM] Alex Lawson: he will have to help you contact the company for further details after i must have sent the documents to you
[10/8/10 9:47:11 PM] Alex Lawson: ok?
[10/8/10 9:47:31 PM] Jeremy: no, I want to take care of all the details
[10/8/10 9:47:34 PM] Jeremy: every last one of them
[10/8/10 9:48:03 PM] Jeremy: but we need that picture first
[10/8/10 9:48:12 PM] Jeremy: before anything else goes dizown
[10/8/10 9:48:29 PM] Alex Lawson: ok
[10/8/10 9:48:34 PM] Alex Lawson: thats ok
[10/8/10 9:49:21 PM] Alex Lawson: i will send you the pictures through your grand son
[10/8/10 9:49:38 PM] Jeremy: you better hurry cos the clocks ticking
[10/8/10 9:49:41 PM] Jeremy: tick
[10/8/10 9:49:42 PM] Jeremy: tok
[10/8/10 9:49:43 PM] Jeremy: tick
[10/8/10 9:49:44 PM] Jeremy: tok
[10/8/10 9:50:27 PM] Alex Lawson: your grandson is making things difficult here
[10/8/10 9:50:37 PM] Alex Lawson: i have told him i will send the informtion needed
[10/8/10 9:50:40 PM] Jeremy: he’s a good kid at heart
[10/8/10 9:50:44 PM] Alex Lawson: and he tells me the deal is off
[10/8/10 9:50:57 PM] Alex Lawson: talk to him cos i am loosing it here
[10/8/10 9:51:05 PM] Alex Lawson: if you dont want to deal with me then say it
[10/8/10 9:51:20 PM] Alex Lawson: i will just look for someone else i can do this easily with
[10/8/10 9:51:25 PM] Jeremy: from what I hear, he says you just need to send him the picture to his email
[10/8/10 9:51:36 PM] Jeremy: that’s what she said
[10/8/10 9:52:46 PM] Alex Lawson: yes
[10/8/10 9:52:50 PM] Alex Lawson: i iwll do that
[10/8/10 9:53:05 PM] Alex Lawson: he should stop trying to boss me around
[10/8/10 9:53:19 PM] Jeremy: he can’t help it, he’s a boss
[10/8/10 9:53:21 PM] Alex Lawson: cos if he continues i dont thinki i will continue with this
[10/8/10 9:53:22 PM] Jeremy: of many people
[10/8/10 9:53:39 PM] Alex Lawson: i am a married man with ids and very renowed in this country
[10/8/10 9:53:58 PM] Jeremy: oh very nice, what is your wife and children’s names?
[10/8/10 9:54:39 PM] Alex Lawson: so if your grand son is going to make things difficult by exhibiting his youthfull exoborance then i dont think i can continue
[10/8/10 9:54:54 PM] Jeremy: he is full of youth
[10/8/10 9:55:03 PM] Jeremy: and exorborance
[10/8/10 9:57:49 PM] Jeremy: so as howie says, let’s make a deal!
[10/8/10 10:00:21 PM] Jeremy: alex? did the skype get you??
[10/8/10 10:00:30 PM] Jeremy: are you now sic?
[10/8/10 10:02:17 PM] Jeremy: well it’s too bad because JimmyJoshJohn Howell don’t talk much these days
[10/8/10 10:02:23 PM] Jeremy: with me
[10/8/10 10:02:38 PM] Jeremy: anyways, he’s calling, gotta talk it up with him, later alex!
[10/8/10 10:02:44 PM] Jeremy: don’t catch the skype over in germany!
[10/8/10 10:02:54 PM] Alex Lawson: i am here
[10/8/10 10:03:07 PM] Alex Lawson: i just dont know if i should continue this deal with you or not
[10/8/10 10:03:17 PM] Alex Lawson: cos you dont seem intrested
[10/8/10 10:03:20 PM] Jeremy: I’m not so sure now anymore
[10/8/10 10:03:26 PM] Alex Lawson: and i need someone who is commited
[10/8/10 10:04:29 PM] Jeremy: well, I was committed once, to Ethyl, but the skype got him and then he was taken from me
[10/8/10 10:06:31 PM] Alex Lawson: are you commited to this deal Mr Baron VonGrounball
[10/8/10 10:07:01 PM] Jeremy: sure, let’s all talk in the group chat and we can get this thing straight
[10/8/10 10:08:18 PM] Alex Lawson: ok
[10/8/10 10:08:25 PM] Alex Lawson: how do we do that
So at this point, we jump in the group chat and really have some fun with Alex.
[10/8/10 10:05:46 PM] J added Jeremy to this chat
[10/8/10 10:05:49 PM] J: Now
[10/8/10 10:05:51 PM] Alex Lawson: ok let me speak with him
[10/8/10 10:05:56 PM] J: we are all in the same chat
[10/8/10 10:06:00 PM] Jeremy: yello
[10/8/10 10:06:04 PM] J: so no need to get 2 chats going
[10/8/10 10:06:08 PM] J: please speak freely alex
[10/8/10 10:06:17 PM] Jeremy: I”m all ears
[10/8/10 10:06:28 PM] J: Seriously, he has huge ears
[10/8/10 10:06:47 PM] Alex Lawson: its ok
[10/8/10 10:07:09 PM] Jeremy: I do, but I’m ok with it now
[10/8/10 10:07:11 PM] Alex Lawson: its just that i want you to know that all i need is a trust worthy person that could benefit from this\
[10/8/10 10:07:13 PM] Jeremy: ok, so we’re all here
[10/8/10 10:07:20 PM] Alex Lawson: and i feel your grand dad is one
[10/8/10 10:07:23 PM] Jeremy: thanks
[10/8/10 10:07:28 PM] Alex Lawson: dont let me think otherwisse ok
[10/8/10 10:07:32 PM] J: J set topic to ” Are we trustworthy to take Alex Lawsons money? Yes or not? “
[10/8/10 10:07:34 PM] Alex Lawson: you welcome
[10/8/10 10:08:24 PM] J: Alex, I feel you have been pretty good through this whole thing
[10/8/10 10:08:42 PM] Jeremy: agreed
[10/8/10 10:08:51 PM] Jeremy: very firm, yet tender
[10/8/10 10:08:53 PM] Alex Lawson: ok Sir Baron
[10/8/10 10:08:59 PM] J: and grandson!
[10/8/10 10:09:14 PM] Jeremy: and JimmyJoshJohn
[10/8/10 10:09:20 PM] Alex Lawson: i want to ask you this one more time. Do you agree with the terms and conditions of this proposal?
[10/8/10 10:09:26 PM] J: YES!
[10/8/10 10:09:31 PM] J: wait
[10/8/10 10:09:33 PM] J: YES!
[10/8/10 10:09:34 PM] Alex Lawson: ok Jimmy
[10/8/10 10:09:37 PM] Jeremy: more than I agreed to marry Ethel
[10/8/10 10:09:43 PM] Alex Lawson: lol
[10/8/10 10:09:47 PM] Jeremy: LOLLLS
[10/8/10 10:09:49 PM] J: Don’t talk about Ethel like that
[10/8/10 10:09:49 PM] Alex Lawson: you guys are funny
[10/8/10 10:09:58 PM] J: What is funny about Ethel?
[10/8/10 10:10:05 PM] Alex Lawson: no i was not refering to Ethel
[10/8/10 10:10:06 PM] Alex Lawson: sorry
[10/8/10 10:10:09 PM] J: Oh ok
[10/8/10 10:10:15 PM] J: It’s just that Ethel was kind of gay
[10/8/10 10:10:18 PM] J: for Baron
[10/8/10 10:10:24 PM] Alex Lawson: ok now that i know its a deal this is what is going to happen
[10/8/10 10:10:30 PM] J: Right
[10/8/10 10:10:35 PM] J: 10 mil a piece right?
[10/8/10 10:10:40 PM] Alex Lawson: sure thing
[10/8/10 10:10:44 PM] J: 10 mil for Baron, 10 mil for me?
[10/8/10 10:10:47 PM] Alex Lawson: i am a christain
[10/8/10 10:10:54 PM] J: I am Hindu
[10/8/10 10:10:57 PM] Alex Lawson: and i dont know about cheating people
[10/8/10 10:11:04 PM] J: Do you want me to teach you? (my personal favorite line of the chat)
[10/8/10 10:11:10 PM] Alex Lawson: well i guess we all have our different beliefs
[10/8/10 10:11:36 PM] Alex Lawson: but in everything we should always try to be trust worthy
[10/8/10 10:11:47 PM] Alex Lawson: thanks Jeremy
[10/8/10 10:11:53 PM] Alex Lawson: i am ok with being a christain
[10/8/10 10:11:54 PM] J: who is jeremy?
[10/8/10 10:11:55 PM] Jeremy: who is Jeremy?
[10/8/10 10:12:05 PM] Alex Lawson: may be if i come to the world again as a different person
[10/8/10 10:12:16 PM] J: OK, I don’t believe in that part of Hinduism
[10/8/10 10:12:19 PM] J: that’s just crazy
[10/8/10 10:12:42 PM] Jeremy: is jeremy the person you’re coming again as?
[10/8/10 10:12:52 PM] J: That was Ethly’s nickname for the Baron
[10/8/10 10:12:53 PM] Alex Lawson: sorry i meant JIMMY
[10/8/10 10:13:02 PM] J: Very sensitve subject
[10/8/10 10:13:04 PM] Jeremy: JoshJohn
[10/8/10 10:13:06 PM] Alex Lawson: IS THAT NOT UR grand sons name?
[10/8/10 10:13:11 PM] Alex Lawson: ooh
[10/8/10 10:13:14 PM] J: JimmyJoshJohn
[10/8/10 10:13:16 PM] Alex Lawson: thught it was JEREMY
[10/8/10 10:13:28 PM] J: PLEASE DON”T SAY JEREMY
[10/8/10 10:13:31 PM] J: it breaks his heart
[10/8/10 10:13:35 PM] Alex Lawson: WELL jOSH DID YOU READ THE PROPOSAL?
[10/8/10 10:13:40 PM] J: yes I did
[10/8/10 10:13:47 PM] J: but that’s not my name
[10/8/10 10:13:46 PM] Alex Lawson: OK
[10/8/10 10:13:51 PM] J: it’s jimmyjoshjohn
[10/8/10 10:13:59 PM] Alex Lawson: I AM GOING TO BE SENDING THE FOLLOWING TO YOUR EMAIL
[10/8/10 10:14:04 PM] J: SEND IT!
[10/8/10 10:14:24 PM] Jeremy: GR8
[10/8/10 10:14:38 PM] Alex Lawson: I WILL SED THAT FROM MY OFFICE ONCE THEY HAVE BEEN SCANED FIRST THING TOMORROW
[10/8/10 10:14:40 PM] J: Have you sent it yet?
[10/8/10 10:14:44 PM] Alex Lawson: THERE IS NO NEED FOR RUSH
[10/8/10 10:14:45 PM] J: Tomorrow?!?!
[10/8/10 10:14:50 PM] J: I feel the need to rush
[10/8/10 10:14:51 PM] Alex Lawson: IS THAT OK JOSH?
[10/8/10 10:14:56 PM] J: I’m in a huge ammount of debt
[10/8/10 10:14:59 PM] J: seriously, who is josh
[10/8/10 10:15:10 PM] Alex Lawson: IS THAT NOT UR NAME?
[10/8/10 10:15:13 PM] J: jimmyjoshjohn
[10/8/10 10:15:15 PM] J: is my name
[10/8/10 10:15:18 PM] J: has always been
[10/8/10 10:15:22 PM] J: since I was born in EMO Offense
[10/8/10 10:15:25 PM] Alex Lawson: PLEASE I REALLY LOVE TO DEAL WIH ONE PERSON COS I AM GETTING COMFUSED
[10/8/10 10:15:31 PM] Jeremy: WHY ARE WE YELLING?
[10/8/10 10:15:31 PM] J: Sorry
[10/8/10 10:15:33 PM] Alex Lawson: OK SORRY
[10/8/10 10:15:39 PM] J: this a two person deal
[10/8/10 10:15:54 PM] Alex Lawson: jimmyjoshjohn
[10/8/10 10:15:57 PM] J: yes?
[10/8/10 10:16:09 PM] Alex Lawson: I SAID I WILL SEND IT THIS MORNING WHEN I GET TO THE OFFICE
[10/8/10 10:16:10 PM] J: Just call me Josh
[10/8/10 10:16:14 PM] Alex Lawson: I DO NOT WORK SATURDAYS
[10/8/10 10:16:19 PM] J: ugh, that’s tacky
[10/8/10 10:16:28 PM] J: if you were serious about this you would get it done asap
[10/8/10 10:16:29 PM] Alex Lawson: BUT I AM DOING THIS FOR Mr. BARON
[10/8/10 10:16:34 PM] J: Through me
[10/8/10 10:16:41 PM] Alex Lawson: i have your email
[10/8/10 10:16:45 PM] J: oh no
[10/8/10 10:16:49 PM] Alex Lawson: i will send it to you
[10/8/10 10:16:54 PM] Jeremy: oh good
[10/8/10 10:16:55 PM] J: where did you get my email
[10/8/10 10:16:55 PM] Alex Lawson: so thats it
[10/8/10 10:17:01 PM] J: ?
[10/8/10 10:17:03 PM] Alex Lawson: whats your problem
[10/8/10 10:17:10 PM] J: Dislexia
[10/8/10 10:17:17 PM] Alex Lawson: did you ot give me your email just nw
[10/8/10 10:17:18 PM] Alex Lawson: whats all this
[10/8/10 10:17:22 PM] J: I can’t remember
[10/8/10 10:17:39 PM] J: alzheimer’s
[10/8/10 10:17:41 PM] Jeremy: I’m old, don’t ask me
[10/8/10 10:17:41 PM] J: you know?
[10/8/10 10:18:17 PM] Alex Lawson: woahtherebigdaddy@hotmail.com
[10/8/10 10:18:24 PM] J: wow! That is my email!
[10/8/10 10:18:30 PM] J: You are a great interenet users
[10/8/10 10:18:31 PM] Alex Lawson: is that not the email?
[10/8/10 10:18:34 PM] J: have you ever used the google?
[10/8/10 10:18:41 PM] Alex Lawson: thats where i will send the documents to
[10/8/10 10:18:42 PM] J: That certainly is my email
[10/8/10 10:18:46 PM] J: did you google my name?
[10/8/10 10:19:00 PM] Jeremy: google, is that in Europe?
[10/8/10 10:19:15 PM] J: Just north of west african ghanaria
[10/8/10 10:19:17 PM] Alex Lawson: once you get this email you let your grand dad know and you respond to the comany directly
[10/8/10 10:19:23 PM] Alex Lawson: ok
[10/8/10 10:19:28 PM] J: But he doesn’t have vocal chords
[10/8/10 10:19:34 PM] J: is that a problem?
[10/8/10 10:20:05 PM] Alex Lawson: nope
[10/8/10 10:20:12 PM] Alex Lawson: i would love to have your number
[10/8/10 10:20:18 PM] J: J set topic to ” Baron Can’t Talk. Is this a problem? “
[10/8/10 10:20:26 PM] J: Are you coming on to me?
[10/8/10 10:20:29 PM] J: Just email me
[10/8/10 10:20:33 PM] J: Why do you need my phone number
[10/8/10 10:20:50 PM] Alex Lawson: but i guess you will provide that for the security company cos i believe they will require some information concerning your grand dad from you
[10/8/10 10:20:59 PM] Jeremy: right
[10/8/10 10:21:00 PM] J: oh way cool
[10/8/10 10:21:05 PM] J: Are they nice?
[10/8/10 10:21:21 PM] Alex Lawson: you mean the company?
[10/8/10 10:21:27 PM] J: Hopefully the nice company
[10/8/10 10:21:35 PM] Alex Lawson: they should be
[10/8/10 10:21:40 PM] J: phew
[10/8/10 10:21:47 PM] J: I don’t like to be bossy
[10/8/10 10:21:49 PM] Alex Lawson: they just follow rules and regulations thats all
[10/8/10 10:21:57 PM] J: will they be bossy like you?
[10/8/10 10:22:08 PM] Alex Lawson: i am not bossy
[10/8/10 10:22:13 PM] J: you are a little bossy
[10/8/10 10:22:16 PM] J: you have to admit that
[10/8/10 10:22:19 PM] Jeremy: sometimes peope think I”m bossy because I have no vocal chords
[10/8/10 10:22:26 PM] Alex Lawson: i am just doing all it takes to see this through in one piece
[10/8/10 10:22:30 PM] J: I’m the first girl to spit on the track
[10/8/10 10:22:37 PM] Alex Lawson: so do i have your trust on this
[10/8/10 10:22:40 PM] Alex Lawson: ?
[10/8/10 10:22:42 PM] Jeremy: but I can type the pants off any secretary this side of the mississippi
[10/8/10 10:22:47 PM] J: that is true
[10/8/10 10:22:54 PM] J: i have seen him type Ethels pants off
[10/8/10 10:23:03 PM] Alex Lawson: so do i have your trust on this
[10/8/10 10:23:06 PM] Alex Lawson: ?
[10/8/10 10:23:18 PM] J: Pinkey swear
[10/8/10 10:23:35 PM] Jeremy: let’s have a verbal agreement
[10/8/10 10:23:41 PM] J: Ok
[10/8/10 10:23:43 PM] J: say deal
[10/8/10 10:23:44 PM] J: in
[10/8/10 10:23:45 PM] J: 3
[10/8/10 10:23:45 PM] J: 2
[10/8/10 10:23:46 PM] J: 1
[10/8/10 10:23:48 PM] Jeremy: deal
[10/8/10 10:23:49 PM] J: DEAL!
[10/8/10 10:23:49 PM] Alex Lawson: ok
[10/8/10 10:23:51 PM] Alex Lawson: deal
[10/8/10 10:24:00 PM] Alex Lawson: do you agree Mr Baron?
[10/8/10 10:24:05 PM] Jeremy: DEAL
[10/8/10 10:24:08 PM] J: DEAL
[10/8/10 10:24:10 PM] Alex Lawson: ok then
[10/8/10 10:24:22 PM] Alex Lawson: its about 5am in the morning here
[10/8/10 10:24:30 PM] J: who the hell is sam?
[10/8/10 10:24:32 PM] Alex Lawson: i will be in the office by 9am
[10/8/10 10:24:37 PM] Alex Lawson: then i will send it
[10/8/10 10:24:45 PM] Alex Lawson: i guess you will be asleep then your time
[10/8/10 10:24:46 PM] Jeremy: oh good, I love working saturdays
[10/8/10 10:24:51 PM] J: at least one of us does
[10/8/10 10:24:57 PM] Alex Lawson: by the time you wake up you wil;l get the email\
[10/8/10 10:25:00 PM] Alex Lawson: ok?
[10/8/10 10:25:04 PM] J: Say email
[10/8/10 10:25:04 PM] J: in
[10/8/10 10:25:05 PM] J: 3
[10/8/10 10:25:06 PM] J: 2
[10/8/10 10:25:06 PM] J: 1
[10/8/10 10:25:08 PM] J: EMAIL
[10/8/10 10:25:09 PM] Jeremy: email
[10/8/10 10:25:10 PM] Alex Lawson: i dont always work on saturdays
[10/8/10 10:25:13 PM] Alex Lawson: but i have to
[10/8/10 10:25:15 PM] J: hmmm
[10/8/10 10:25:18 PM] J: no promise on the email
[10/8/10 10:25:21 PM] J: lets try again
[10/8/10 10:25:26 PM] J: promise to get me the email in the morning
[10/8/10 10:25:29 PM] J: by saying in email
[10/8/10 10:25:30 PM] J: in
[10/8/10 10:25:31 PM] J: 3
[10/8/10 10:25:32 PM] J: 2
[10/8/10 10:25:32 PM] J: 1
[10/8/10 10:25:34 PM] J: EMAIL
[10/8/10 10:25:35 PM] Jeremy: EMAIL
[10/8/10 10:25:46 PM] Alex Lawson: i tell you i will have it scaned and sent in the morning ok
[10/8/10 10:25:49 PM] J: Wait
[10/8/10 10:25:49 PM] Alex Lawson: take my word on that
[10/8/10 10:25:52 PM] J: you have to promise
[10/8/10 10:25:55 PM] J: by saying email
[10/8/10 10:25:57 PM] J: in
[10/8/10 10:25:58 PM] J: 3
[10/8/10 10:25:58 PM] J: 2
[10/8/10 10:25:59 PM] J: 1
[10/8/10 10:25:59 PM] Jeremy: just by saying email on the count
[10/8/10 10:25:59 PM] Alex Lawson: ok i promise
[10/8/10 10:26:00 PM] J: EMAIL
[10/8/10 10:26:01 PM] Jeremy: EMAIL
[10/8/10 10:26:01 PM] Alex Lawson: sir
[10/8/10 10:26:06 PM] Alex Lawson: i just added you
[10/8/10 10:26:10 PM] J: Alex…..
[10/8/10 10:26:13 PM] J: you didn’t say email
[10/8/10 10:26:12 PM] Alex Lawson: did you accept my request
[10/8/10 10:26:19 PM] J: I need you to say email
[10/8/10 10:26:20 PM] J: in
[10/8/10 10:26:20 PM] J: 3
[10/8/10 10:26:22 PM] J: 2
[10/8/10 10:26:22 PM] J: 1
[10/8/10 10:26:24 PM] J: EMAIL!
[10/8/10 10:26:24 PM] Jeremy: EMAIL
[10/8/10 10:26:30 PM] Alex Lawson: email
[10/8/10 10:26:35 PM] Alex Lawson: lol
[10/8/10 10:26:39 PM] J: YES!!!!!!
[10/8/10 10:26:39 PM] Jeremy: lols!!!
[10/8/10 10:26:43 PM] J: EMAIL!
[10/8/10 10:26:45 PM] Alex Lawson: did you accept my request
[10/8/10 10:26:49 PM] J: say friend
[10/8/10 10:26:50 PM] J: in
[10/8/10 10:26:50 PM] J: 3
[10/8/10 10:26:51 PM] J: 2
[10/8/10 10:26:51 PM] J: 1
[10/8/10 10:26:53 PM] J: FRIEND!
[10/8/10 10:26:54 PM] Jeremy: friend
[10/8/10 10:27:01 PM] Alex Lawson: ok friend
[10/8/10 10:27:01 PM] J: ?
[10/8/10 10:27:03 PM] Alex Lawson: did you accept my request
[10/8/10 10:27:03 PM] Alex Lawson: ?
[10/8/10 10:27:04 PM] Jeremy: great
[10/8/10 10:27:05 PM] J: YES1
[10/8/10 10:27:07 PM] J: FRIENDS!
[10/8/10 10:27:12 PM] J: Say goodbye
[10/8/10 10:27:12 PM] Alex Lawson: ok FRIENDS
[10/8/10 10:27:13 PM] J: in
[10/8/10 10:27:14 PM] J: 3
[10/8/10 10:27:15 PM] J: 2
[10/8/10 10:27:15 PM] J: 1
[10/8/10 10:27:17 PM] J: GOODBYE!
[10/8/10 10:27:18 PM] Jeremy: GOODBYE
[10/8/10 10:27:19 PM] Alex Lawson: NOW IN CAPS I DID THT
[10/8/10 10:27:24 PM] J: why are you yelling?
[10/8/10 10:27:28 PM] Alex Lawson: SO U KNOW
[10/8/10 10:27:30 PM] J: Say goodbye in
[10/8/10 10:27:31 PM] J: 3
[10/8/10 10:27:31 PM] J: 2
[10/8/10 10:27:32 PM] J: 1
[10/8/10 10:27:35 PM] J: GOODBYE!
[10/8/10 10:27:36 PM] Jeremy: GOODBYE!
[10/8/10 10:27:45 PM] Alex Lawson: GOOD BYE FOR NOW MR BARON
[10/8/10 10:27:47 PM] J: YES!
[10/8/10 10:27:48 PM] Alex Lawson: AND HIS SON TOO
[10/8/10 10:27:51 PM] J: GRANDSON!
[10/8/10 10:28:01 PM] Alex Lawson: I WILL GET ACROSS A.S.A.P
[10/8/10 10:28:01 PM] Jeremy: Bye Ethel
[10/8/10 10:28:06 PM] J: see ya Ethel
[10/8/10 10:28:07 PM] Alex Lawson: SORRY GRAND SON
[10/8/10 10:28:17 PM] Alex Lawson: BYE FOR NOW
[10/8/10 10:28:20 PM] Jeremy: BYE
[10/8/10 10:28:21 PM] J: BYE FOR NOW
[10/8/10 10:28:43 PM] Alex Lawson: MR BARON
[10/8/10 10:28:55 PM] Alex Lawson: MAKE SURE YOU ADD ME AS A FRIEND HERE OK
[10/8/10 10:28:55 PM] J: We said goodbye
[10/8/10 10:28:56 PM] Alex Lawson: ?
[10/8/10 10:28:57 PM] J: that is all
[10/8/10 10:29:00 PM] Jeremy: I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR
[10/8/10 10:29:04 PM] Alex Lawson: THAT WILL BE ALL FOR NOW
[10/8/10 10:29:07 PM] J: TTFN
[10/8/10 10:29:14 PM] Jeremy: GREAT WORK EVERYBODY, HIT THE SHOWERS
[10/8/10 10:29:19 PM] J: slap a butt on your way
[10/8/10 10:29:24 PM] J: looking at you ethel
[10/8/10 10:29:24 PM] Alex Lawson: JUST MAKE SURE YOU FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS OF THE SECURITY COMPANY
[10/8/10 10:29:32 PM] J: If they know how to do
[10/8/10 10:29:33 PM] J: 3
[10/8/10 10:29:33 PM] J: 2
[10/8/10 10:29:34 PM] J: 1
[10/8/10 10:29:35 PM] J: DEAL
[10/8/10 10:29:40 PM] J: we should be fine
[10/8/10 10:29:43 PM] Alex Lawson: AND DONT FORGET TO GIVE ME FEED BACKS FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY HERE OK
[10/8/10 10:29:50 PM] Jeremy: DEAL
[10/8/10 10:29:52 PM] J: Awesome
[10/8/10 10:29:55 PM] J: say Money
[10/8/10 10:29:55 PM] J: in
[10/8/10 10:29:56 PM] J: 3
[10/8/10 10:29:57 PM] J: 2
[10/8/10 10:29:57 PM] J: 1
[10/8/10 10:29:58 PM] J: MONEY!
[10/8/10 10:30:09 PM] Jeremy: MONEY
[10/8/10 10:30:24 PM] J: Alex……..
[10/8/10 10:30:31 PM] Alex Lawson: YES
[10/8/10 10:30:34 PM] J: Say Money
[10/8/10 10:30:34 PM] Alex Lawson: I AM HERE
[10/8/10 10:30:35 PM] J: in
[10/8/10 10:30:36 PM] J: 3
[10/8/10 10:30:37 PM] J: 2
[10/8/10 10:30:37 PM] J: 1
[10/8/10 10:30:39 PM] J: MONEY
[10/8/10 10:30:40 PM] Jeremy: MONEY!
[10/8/10 10:30:46 PM] Alex Lawson: I THINK I HAVE TO GO NOW
[10/8/10 10:30:49 PM] J: SAY MONEY!
[10/8/10 10:30:52 PM] J: 3
[10/8/10 10:30:53 PM] J: 2
[10/8/10 10:30:53 PM] J: 1
[10/8/10 10:30:54 PM] J: MONEY
[10/8/10 10:30:57 PM] Jeremy: MONEY
[10/8/10 10:31:00 PM] Alex Lawson: NEED TO GET SOME SLEEP
[10/8/10 10:31:05 PM] J: First say money
[10/8/10 10:31:07 PM] J: then we talk later
[10/8/10 10:31:08 PM] J: 3
[10/8/10 10:31:08 PM] J: 2
[10/8/10 10:31:09 PM] J: 1
[10/8/10 10:31:10 PM] J: MONEY
[10/8/10 10:31:11 PM] Jeremy: MONEY
[10/8/10 10:31:37 PM] J: …………
[10/8/10 10:32:07 PM] J: Money
[10/8/10 10:32:08 PM] J: in
[10/8/10 10:32:09 PM] J: 3
[10/8/10 10:32:10 PM] J: 2
[10/8/10 10:32:10 PM] J: 1
[10/8/10 10:32:12 PM] J: MONEY
[10/8/10 10:32:15 PM] Jeremy: MONEY
[10/8/10 10:32:03 PM] Jeremy: can we all say money in the group chat before you go to bed!?
[10/8/10 10:32:11 PM] Jeremy: say it please, in the group chat
[10/8/10 10:34:37 PM] Alex Lawson: money
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